www.vegard.net

The site

I started to maintain my first personal web site way back in 1997 – or maybe it was 1996. It is a long time ago. That site was converted into a site dedicated to the Korean lingerie/nude model Sung Hi Lee, which made it to the top three on the list of most popular web sites hosted by Norway’s largest Internet Service Provider (ISP), mostly thanks to some search engine manipulation – and the occasional nudity. Shortly after it made it to the list, the site was was removed by the ISP’s administrators because of its content. Shock.

I was hungry for more success and started a gaming site dedicated to strategy games. The Strategy Shrine became quite popular with over three thousand unique visitors per day and got hosted by GameReactor on its own domain. After about a year of hard work, I got tired of the project and shut down the site.

Once again, I set up my own personal site and bought my first domain, SnuffCity.com. After that I’ve been running personal sites on a variety of domains and servers, and my current project is this site, www.vegard.net, a domain you have to tear from my cold, dead hands if you want it.

The one-liners on each page were collected from various sites on the net. Each time a page is loaded, a random one-liner is extracted from the database. You can either reload a page a couple of million times to view them all – or view a complete listing from the database. As the highly effective guy I am, I recommend the last approach.

Design

The current design is a somewhat modified version of Blogum by Wpshower.

Technical details

Normal people: You can safely skip this. Nerds: Read on, brothers and sisters!

This site is powered by WordPress. It runs on an Apache server with PHP and MySQL and is hosted on my own server, vbox-host. You can read more about the server here. In May 2006 I replaced my old Dell Inspiron 4150 with an Apple MacBook Pro 17″ to show my creative side to the world. That way I don’t have to run around nude to satisfy the exhibitionist in me. If you have an Apple laptop, too, you should regularly check you battery. It’s likely that my next laptop, if I ever buy one, will not be an Apple. These days I’m using a custom Windows 7 desktop PC at home.

The author

I’m not very good at describing myself, and, like many people, I often emphasize my bad sides when I do it. Come to think of it, I’ve never been asked that particular question. But when working on my personal sites, I’ve been trying to maintain a fairly updated section about myself, just to give my stalkers something to chew on.

The short story goes something like this: I’m born on the 3rd of April 1978 at a hospital in Porsgrunn, Norway. That makes me 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 years old at the moment. For about 18 years I lived in a dump called Notodden, before I moved to Skjold where I had my year of mandatory military service. After that I went to Grimstad where I attended Agder College and got my Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science. During the Winter of 2002, I spent three months in lovely Brazil, where I read philosophy and ethics. From the fall of 2001 to the summer of 2003 I resided in a city in the North of Norway called Trondheim where I got a Master’s degree in Computer Science at the Norwegian University of Science and Technology, with a specialization in the field of Information Systems. Trondheim was a surprisingly nice city to live in at times. But expect some rapidly changing weather. In June 2003, I moved to Oslo where I started working for Norway’s largest media company, the NRK. I left the NRK a year later to work in a firm I founded with two other NRK employees, Rubberduck Media Lab. In July 2005 the company was acquired by Mobile Media Company. In May 2006, after three failed attempts by The Mobile Media company to actually pay for our company, we decided that having them as a majority owner was not the way for us to go and Rubberduck Media Lab once again became an independent and prospering company. In late September 2006, the company was once again acquired, this time by Aspiro. I left Rubberduck Media Lab January 1, 2009. I had three months off where I did nothing in particular, then I went back to Rubberduck Media Lab as a part time consultant. Then, in August 2009, I found myself back at the NRK, developing their web publishing application. After another year at the NRK, one thing led to another and I’m now – as of September 2010 – working as a senior consultant at Bekk Consulting AS: Norway’s finest business and technology consulting firm (my somewhat biased opinion).

This page used to feature a rather long part about me as a person, but an early Saturday in October 2003, I decided to remove it. The archives are now packed with stuff written by yours truly, and you’ll probably learn a lot more about me by browsing some of the entries you find there than you would’ve learned by reading whatever I’d written explicitly about on me here. You’ll also noticed that I’ve changed a bit from when I first opened this site. At least I realized that.

I plan to die happy.

I’m not the one you’re looking for

If you are looking for the Vegard Skjefstad who is well-known for his involvement in organizing The Gathering, please don’t contact me. The reason is simple: I’m not him. The person you want is Vegard Skoglund Skjefstad. Thank you and good luck.

Contact

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Other ways to get in touch

ICQ: 11872166
Windows Live (MSN): vskjefst@hotmail.com (please don’t send your one-liners to this address, I rarely check it. Use the contact form above instead. Thank you!)
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Twitter: vegardskjefstad
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