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One Line For You.

Posted 22:21 CET Thursday September 14th, 2006 (3 years, 180 days ago). 38 views. No comments. Tagged with One-liners.

Here’s a few new one-liners before I go to bed. That’s how much I love you.

Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
Frog blast the vent core!
Failure is not an option – it’s a lifestyle.
Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
In the dark I hold your hand, because in the light you look like a man.
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt.
Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.
If the early bird catches the worm, what about the worm?

If you spot any dupes, please let me know.

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