This entry is dedicated to a moron. When waiting for a green light to cross an intersection tonight a moron through threw (I can’t spell and beer doesn’t help) a half-full McDonald’s cups of Fanta at me from a passing car. This entry is dedicated to that moron.
A few things in life makes me ask this question: “What’s the god damn point?” This was one of those things. What was the god damn point of doing that? Since the moron was a lousy thrower, he didn’t hit very well and I only got some on my pants, but still: What was the god damn point of throwing a cup of Fanta – or throwing anything for that matter – at someone just for kicks? If we’d been having a throw-beverages-at-each-other-party or something, it would’ve been OK. Unfortunately, my invitation was lost in the mail.
Dear inbred motherfucker: It’s because of people like you there are wars in this world. People like you and religion. The next time I hope you throw your Fanta at someone with the resources and time to hunt you down and throw a Fanta back at you.
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I bet you could use some brightening up, so heres a Two-Liner for you: “I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.”
Find more excellent, but bizarre deep thoughts at: http://www.lovedungeon.net/humor/misc/deep.html
Oooh, and a one-liner: “Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.”
Please, dont ask me what I’m doing up at this hour, because I’m fresh out of good answers.
Give me the strength to change the things I can, the willpower to accept the things I cannot change and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
I’m all with you Vegard! In Port Macquarie a car drove past and threw an empty Coke-bottle at me and my friends. Not as bad as liquid, but still..
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Dino: You’re probably up enjoying the snow.
Has it been snowing? I haven’t noticed. This fluffy duvet over my eyes obscures my view somewhat :)