More Lines.

I’m getting a couple of one-liners by e-mail every now and then and here are a few of them that I decided to add to the collecton.

  • Be good – and if you can’t be good, be careful (very similar to “Be good; if you can’t be good, have fun.”, but it’s supposedly the original was coined in England in the 1910′s – 1920′s, so I decided to include it.)
  • You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.
  • “I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.” –Peter Kaye.
  • Atheists can do whatever the hell they want.
  • We found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all along.
  • “I know I’m paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?” –Tom Clancy.
  • The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Thanks a lot to everyone who contributed.

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