July One-Liners.
Posted 18:49 CET Thursday July 26th, 2007 (3 years, 46 days ago). 464 views. 4 comments. Tagged with Humor, One-liners.
Not that many additions to the one-liners in July:
- I only drink to make other people more sociable.
- You don’t learn anything the second time a mule kicks you.
- Vidi, vici, veni. I saw, I conquered, I came.
- “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.” – Joss Whedon
- I’m not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.
I like the last one in particular.
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July 30th, 2007 at 15:05:04
I read this from somewhere and you might like it ;)
“Controlled mouth is a controlled mind”
It fits where I work quite well, thought you enjoy it as well…
October 12th, 2007 at 06:58:46
One liners:
“All great truths begin as blasphemy.”
- George Bernard Shaw
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”
-Voltaire
“Faith means not wanting to know whats true.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche
And on a more existential note:
“Only when your bones are bleached and broken beneath the sun will the truth be known.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche
May 5th, 2008 at 11:39:19
one liner:
Wy rember war victims? WW2 wasn’t my idea
June 18th, 2008 at 12:31:33
Hi Vegard,
Being a collector of one-liners myself I’ve really enjoyed the list on your page :)
Since you wrote to send one-liners to you that are not listed I tried to e-mail the ones from my collection that you don’t have yet, but it didn’t work for some reason. Since it’s a rather long list (84 lines), it’s probably too much to post in a reply.
If you would like to have them please let me know how I can get them to you in another way.
Cheers,
Kyra