July One-Liners.

Not that many additions to the one-liners in July:

  • I only drink to make other people more sociable.
  • You don’t learn anything the second time a mule kicks you.
  • Vidi, vici, veni. I saw, I conquered, I came.
  • “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.” - Joss Whedon
  • I’m not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.

I like the last one in particular.

4 comments to “July One-Liners.”

Nung

I read this from somewhere and you might like it ;)
“Controlled mouth is a controlled mind”
It fits where I work quite well, thought you enjoy it as well…

Anonymous Coward

One liners:

“All great truths begin as blasphemy.”
- George Bernard Shaw

“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”
-Voltaire

“Faith means not wanting to know whats true.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche

And on a more existential note:

“Only when your bones are bleached and broken beneath the sun will the truth be known.”
- Friedrich Nietzsche

victor

one liner:
Wy rember war victims? WW2 wasn’t my idea

Kyra

Hi Vegard,

Being a collector of one-liners myself I’ve really enjoyed the list on your page :)

Since you wrote to send one-liners to you that are not listed I tried to e-mail the ones from my collection that you don’t have yet, but it didn’t work for some reason. Since it’s a rather long list (84 lines), it’s probably too much to post in a reply.

If you would like to have them please let me know how I can get them to you in another way.

Cheers,
Kyra

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