www.vegard.net

Not that many additions to the one-liners in July:

  • I only drink to make other people more sociable.
  • You don’t learn anything the second time a mule kicks you.
  • Vidi, vici, veni. I saw, I conquered, I came.
  • “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.” – Joss Whedon
  • I’m not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.

I like the last one in particular.

4 comments
  1. Nung Monday July 30th, 200715:05 CET

    I read this from somewhere and you might like it ;)
    “Controlled mouth is a controlled mind”
    It fits where I work quite well, thought you enjoy it as well…

  2. Anonymous Coward Friday October 12th, 200706:58 CET

    One liners:

    “All great truths begin as blasphemy.”
    - George Bernard Shaw

    “Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”
    -Voltaire

    “Faith means not wanting to know whats true.”
    - Friedrich Nietzsche

    And on a more existential note:

    “Only when your bones are bleached and broken beneath the sun will the truth be known.”
    - Friedrich Nietzsche

  3. victor Monday May 5th, 200811:39 CET

    one liner:
    Wy rember war victims? WW2 wasn’t my idea

  4. Kyra Wednesday June 18th, 200812:31 CET

    Hi Vegard,

    Being a collector of one-liners myself I’ve really enjoyed the list on your page :)

    Since you wrote to send one-liners to you that are not listed I tried to e-mail the ones from my collection that you don’t have yet, but it didn’t work for some reason. Since it’s a rather long list (84 lines), it’s probably too much to post in a reply.

    If you would like to have them please let me know how I can get them to you in another way.

    Cheers,
    Kyra

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