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It’s been a while since I added new one-liners, but here are a few:

  • “Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.” — Henry Ford
  • Let’s play carpenter, first we get hammered, then I nail you.
  • I have a drinking problem – the bars close at 2 AM.
  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
  • If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably leads nowhere.
  • I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
  • Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
  • What has been seen cannot be unseen.

If you often venture the internet, you should pay particular attention to the last two. Be careful when you click those links…

3 comments
  1. klas Sunday October 25th, 200921:16 CET

    Yeah… I can really relate to the last two. anyone who can remember http://www.lemonparty.org, or Tubgirl will know what I mean. stay … away… from… those… links….

    :-D

  2. vegard Saturday October 31st, 200910:34 CET

    Heh, you comment had been marked as SPAM and wasn’t displayed – I wonder why…

    Anyway. People, do not click that link and don’t even begin searching for tubgirl on the interweb. I don’t know what lemonparty.org is, but I’m sure as hell ain’t clicking the link.

    Because what has been seen cannot be unseen.

  3. Ganesh Khatal Tuesday November 3rd, 200920:09 CET

    Hi Vegard,

    Nice collection of one-liners. In fact I became reader of this blog when I came across these one liners through a search engine. Now I am subscribed to your RSS feed too. Thanks.

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