New one-liners.
Posted 22:20 CET Friday October 23rd, 2009 (321 days ago). 507 views. 3 comments. Tagged with One-liners, Site News.
It’s been a while since I added new one-liners, but here are a few:
- “Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.” — Henry Ford
- Let’s play carpenter, first we get hammered, then I nail you.
- I have a drinking problem – the bars close at 2 AM.
- If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably leads nowhere.
- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
- Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
- What has been seen cannot be unseen.
If you often venture the internet, you should pay particular attention to the last two. Be careful when you click those links…
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October 25th, 2009 at 21:16:20
Yeah… I can really relate to the last two. anyone who can remember http://www.lemonparty.org, or Tubgirl will know what I mean. stay … away… from… those… links….
:-D
October 31st, 2009 at 10:34:42
Heh, you comment had been marked as SPAM and wasn’t displayed – I wonder why…
Anyway. People, do not click that link and don’t even begin searching for tubgirl on the interweb. I don’t know what lemonparty.org is, but I’m sure as hell ain’t clicking the link.
Because what has been seen cannot be unseen.
November 3rd, 2009 at 20:09:16
Hi Vegard,
Nice collection of one-liners. In fact I became reader of this blog when I came across these one liners through a search engine. Now I am subscribed to your RSS feed too. Thanks.