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July One-Liners.

In the early evening, July 26th, 2007 (296 days ago)

Not that many additions to the one-liners in July:

  • I only drink to make other people more sociable.
  • You don't learn anything the second time a mule kicks you.
  • Vidi, vici, veni. I saw, I conquered, I came.
  • "Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck." - Joss Whedon
  • I'm not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.

I like the last one in particular.

Tagged with Humor, One-liners. comments 3 comments

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Gravatar - www.gravatar.com#1 by Nung
July 30th, 2007 15:05:04 (about 4 days later)

I read this from somewhere and you might like it ;) "Controlled mouth is a controlled mind" It fits where I work quite well, thought you enjoy it as well...

#2 by Anonymous Coward
October 12th, 2007 06:58:46

One liners:

"All great truths begin as blasphemy." - George Bernard Shaw

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire

"Faith means not wanting to know whats true." - Friedrich Nietzsche

And on a more existential note:

"Only when your bones are bleached and broken beneath the sun will the truth be known." - Friedrich Nietzsche

#3 by victor
May 5th, 2008 11:39:19

one liner: Wy rember war victims? WW2 wasn't my idea

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