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Here are October’s additions to the one-liners collection.

• “There’s no device known to mankind that will prevent people from being idiots.” — Mark Rasch
• “I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.” — Nancy Mitford
• “History is a set of lies agreed upon.” — Napoleon Bonaparte
• “The best way to keep one’s word is not to give it.” — Napoleon Bonaparte
• “You cannot lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse.” — Napoleon Bonaparte
• “I am the captain of my soul.” — Nelson Mandela
• “Quitting is leading, too.” — Nelson Mandela
• “It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.” — Niccolo Machiavelli
• “Never was anything great achieved without danger.” — Niccolo Machiavelli
• “Politics have no relation to morals.” — Niccolo Machiavelli
• “A writer needs a pen, a painter needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.” — Orson Welles
• “Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn.” — Orson Welles
• “A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything, but the value of nothing.” — Oscar Wilde
• “A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.” — Oscar Wilde
• “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” — Oscar Wilde
• “Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.” — Oscar Wilde
• “I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.” — Oscar Wilde
• “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” — Oscar Wilde
• “Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.” — Ozzy Osbourne
• “Could be worse… I could be Sting.” — Ozzy Osbourne
• “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” — Ozzy Osbourne

Here are September’s additions to the one-liners collection.

• “Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.” — Mae West
• “Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one might fall for your smile.” — Mae West
• “Don’t keep a man guessing for too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.” — Mae West
• “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” — Mae West
• “I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.” — Mae West
• “If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right.” — Mae West
• “You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.” — Margaret Thatcher
• “I’ve been on a calendar, but never on time.” — Marilyn Monroe
• “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” — Mark Twain
• “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” — Mark Twain
• “Name of the greatest inventor. Accident.” — Mark Twain
• “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” — Mark Twain
• “The time is always right to do the right thing.” — Martin Luther King
• “We must live together as brothers or perish together as fools.” — Martin Luther King
• “The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.” — Maya Angelou
• “Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.” — Mary Pickford
• “The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.” — Mary Pickford
• “An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.” — Mohandas Gandhi
• “If you can’t feed a hundred people, then just feed one.” — Mother Teresa
• “Live simply so other may simply live.” — Mother Teresa

Here are the August additions to the one-liners collection. Mostly motivational quotes this time.

• “Religion is the Opium for the masses.” — Karl Marx
• “If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it to himself.” — Kris Kristofferson
• “Friends are nothing but a known enemy.” — Kurt Cobain
• “I’d rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.” — Kurt Cobain
• “Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are.” — Kurt Cobain
• “A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.” — Lao Tzu
• “Failure is the foundation of success, and the means by which it is achieved.” — Lao Tzu
• “He who conquers others is strong, he who conquers himself is mighty.” — Lao Tzu
• “To lead the people, walk behind them.” — Lao Tzu
• “Study without desire spoils memory. and it retains nothing that it takes in.” — Leonardo da Vinci
• “It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” — Lou Holtz
• “Winners and losers aren’t born, they are the products of how they think.” — Lou Holtz