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Written on the 30th of March, 2000.

Two times when I have have walked home from my college, I have seen an old Asian man on a bike. “An old Asian man on a bike? What’s so special about that”, you might ask. Well, If you live in Asia, I guess you see old Asian men on bikes every day. But that is not the point.Two times when I have have walked home from my college, I have seen an old Asian man on a bike. “An old Asian man on a bike? What’s so special about that”, you might ask. Well, If you live in Asia, I guess you see old Asian men on bikes every day. But that is not the point.

What I noticed was how fast he was biking – or rather how slow. I have never seen anyone drive a bike that slow without falling over and hitting the pavement or a car. I could easily have walked besides him on his journey to his (to me unknown) destination. But I decided not to in case he was on a twenty miles ride or something like that. The thing was that he looked so exteremly satisfied and happy with life as the passed me – it seemed like he didn’t have a single worry in life.

I hope I can ride my bike real slow and be happy when I get old.

Actually, it seems to me like no Asian old folks have worries. When you see TV broadcasts from Asia, do you ever see an unhappy old person. No, you don’t. They all get up at 4 in the morning and get together in the park where they do strange gymnastic exercises for several hours. And then they play chess for the rest of the day. And they all look very satisfied.

I’m going to move to Asia when I get old.

Imagine what the world would be like if we were all old folks from Asia. No wars, no worries, no oil spills, no hard feelings and no fights. The world would have been a marvelous place! The only problem is that it would not have lasted very long, because everyone were in the park (which by the way would be very crowded) doing strange gymnastic exercises or playing chess and no one made clothes or food or those small hand held computers we all want. We would probably start eating each other after a week or so.

But let us not forget that all these happy looking old Asian people might just mess around with our minds. The thing is that most of the old Asians you see on TV broadcasts today are old enough to remember Mao and the communism, and most of them are probably old school communists. Maybe they just act happy and satisfied to make us believe that communism is a good thing? That Mao was a real genius killing all them birds. Maybe they are all commies who try to take over the world?

Or maybe they are all stone on Prozac?

6 comments
  1. Anonymous Monday June 14th, 201001:47 CET

    just wonder if western old people are not happy???

    What is the difference between Asian and western? I think all old people will be happy if they have their children around and good health.

  2. Cheryl Robison Thursday July 1st, 201017:03 CET

    You should think about adding a trip to China, not just stop at Hong Kong, to your 100 and now 101 list long before you are old. After my mother came home form her visit she told us if it hadn’t been for her husband she would have not returned to the States. My son-in-law has to go there for work twice a year and wants to take the family for a long extended stay someday. My neighbor said it was the most amazing place she had ever been and she has traveled the world. A trip to China is something all Americans should do long before they are old and then maybe they would see the world in a better light. I am going soon. I may never want to leave but at least I will be able to say I did it and am happy for doing so. I just wish I could ride a bike without my legs killing me for days after. I should try going slow. Thank you for your incite. Someday you will be older, you will see that as you look back your realize it really didn’t matter as much as you thought it did at the time. Old is wonderful for seeing things as they really are. Now you had better get started on that list of 100 things so you can make a new one. You know don’t put off till tomorrow what you should have done years ago. We all need a Bucket List.

  3. vegard Sunday July 4th, 201022:22 CET

    I’ve been to China a couple of times myself. Even though it was always business related, I got to see some of the real China and it’s certainly a trip worth doing. Enjoy your visit to the Far East!

  4. Wojciech Gaworzewski Saturday July 17th, 201012:28 CET

    Hi,

    Your email adrees does not eem to work so I thought I’d send you a few one-liners this way.

    Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and you weep alone

    Hatred fatigues -John-Paul Sartre

    Do right and fear no man, don’t write and fear no woman

  5. Eiko Monday July 19th, 201009:24 CET

    just a note (which you can well remove after reading it) – the intro paragraph is showing twice.

  6. vegard Wednesday July 21st, 201008:50 CET

    Hmmmm… I’m unable to reproduce this myself.

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