- Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
- “The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.” — Fred Astaire
- A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
- What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
- A spouse is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
- It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.
- Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
- People tell me I’m childish but I think they’re just being poopyheads.
- The best way to get rid of a telemarketer is to ask them what they are wearing.
- “Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” — Ann Landers
- “Youth is stranger than fiction.” — Marcelene Cox
- “The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.” — Robert Anthony
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
- If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
- I may have a vacuum between my ears, but at least it’s better than nothing.
- You’re not a complete idiot. There are still some parts missing!
- “If winning isn’t important then why keep score?” — Vince Lombardi
- If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
- Celibacy is not hereditary.
So, over the last six month, I’ve had increasing problems with my inner plumbing. Sometime, after meals, I’ve felt a weird pressure in my upper belly. Four or five times, particularly after eating a lot of food in the evening, I’ve woken up in the middle of the night with a pretty severe bellyache. A couple of times it’s been so bad that going back to sleep hasn’t been an option, and I’ve spent a couple of hours of the night on the bathroom floor, waiting for the pain to go away.
When it became obvious that this wasn’t something that would go away by itself, I decided to go see my doctor. Based on what I told him, he did an ultrasound examination to check the liver and the gallbladder. The liver looked just fine, but the gallbladder didn’t appear on his office equipment.
So I was told to go to a clinic with better ultrasound equipment a week or so later, and the guy who examined me there found the missing gallbladder. He also found a ton of gallstones in the bladder1.
Welcome to a piece of my mind I’m pretty sure you’d wish you didn’t know existed.
Imagine if the life that you thought you shared wasn’t really there. It was made up in your mind, could be anyone, anywhere. You’d be living in a world of your own design, undermined. In another place, other space and time.
Imagine if the friend that you thought you knew wasn’t really true. It just existed in your head, the reflection used wasn’t you.
Even though I listen to a lot of music, I don’t really listen very often. I prefer to work listening to music, and while it might not actually be the case, I imagine that it helps me concentrate. So the majority of the music I listen to is basically advanced background noise.
But sometimes I listen, and when I listened to Dust Clears, a really weird thought began to grind in the back of my mind.
Anders Norén is back with another beautiful theme, Twenty Twenty.
In September last year, I redesigned this site using Anders Norén‘s lovely Hoffman theme. Not only did it give the site a new, fresh look, it also gave me a creative boost. Just days before I started using the new theme, I’d posted that I was about to take a writing hiatus, blaming a lack of joy maintaining this site.
After I started using Norén’s Hoffman theme, however, the steady stream of posts continued through the year. It might be a coincidence, of course, but I suspect that changing things up a bit visually every now and then is good for the old nugget.
And, lo and behold, Anders Norén made that theme as well!
Being me, I have made some slight changes to the original theme. But the vast majority of what you’re seeing is still what comes out of the box. I’ll continue to tweak it going forward, and if you spot any nasty bugs, please let me know.
If you’ve been following this site for a while, you know that I’m a big fan of the Swedish painter Simon Stålenhag. His dystopian, alternative science fiction universes, the one set in 1980’s Sweden in particular, appeals to me in a way no other art do.
Recently I also discovered the works of Portuguese photographer Henri Prestes. From my perspective, I’d describe his style as Stålenhag sans the science fiction, but with a considerable addition of creepiness. Like Stålenhag, Prestes also use lighting to set the mood. But unlike Stålenhag, Prestes does all his work out in the field, with a camera.
Working mostly at night, the photographer roams Portuguese villages with his camera and his 35mm lens. Prestes only goes out in certain weather conditions, and fog and rain is his favorite working environment.