April One-liners

New one-liners for April 2018.

Spring has really started to beak through winter, at least in the Northern hemisphere. Let’s celebrate with some of those one-liners that will make you go “hmmmmm…”

  • “Be the change you want to see in the world.” - Mahatma Gandhi
  • “An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching.” - Mahatma Gandhi
  • “Failure is success if we learn from it.” - Malcolm Forbes
  • “Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why.” - Bernard Baruch
  • “No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.” - Abraham Lincoln
  • “We don’t see things as they are, we see things as we are.” - Anais Nin
  • “I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” - Robin Williams
  • “Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.” - Don Marquis
  • “Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.” - Babe Ruth
  • “Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it.” - Charles Swindoll
  • “There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.” - Aristotle
  • “Teach thy tongue to say, “I do not know,” and thous shalt progress.” - Maimonides
  • “Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.” - Dalai Lama
  • “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” - Martin Luther King Jr.
  • “Change your thoughts and you change your world.” - Norman Vincent Peale


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