I’ve got a 14-year-old inside of me who’s desperately trying to get out, and every now and then I spoil him with a can of energy drink. One of the things I enjoy most about crazy juice is the wide variety of can designs, colors and tastes. Granted, most of the cheap ones try to copy the classic taste of Red Bull, but there are still plenty to chose from our there - and I plan to sample them all!
A few years ago, I wrote a few very thorough energy drink reviews. This time around, I have no intention of showing the same dedication. It was an ambitious project, but the time I spent on each review was ridiculous compared to the end result, which we can all agree felt like most of the Red Bull imitations out there: Bland and uninspiring. Let’s just agree it wasn’t my proudest moment and move on.
This new iteration of the energy drink reviews will simply feature some notes, a couple of pictures, and a general review score so I can keep track of what I like or not.
Oh, and before you start chugging down can after can of that delicious go juice, I invite you to do some research into why you absolutely shouldn’t: Are energy drinks bad for me?
Spoiler: Why, yes, they are! With that out of the way, here are the reviews!