February One-liners

Here are February’s additions to the one-liners collection.

  • “A lie told often enough becomes the truth.” — Vladimir Lenin
  • “Can a nation be free if it oppresses other nations? It cannot.” — Vladimir Lenin
  • “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  • “Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” — Voltaire
  • “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” — Voltaire
  • “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” — W. C. Fields
  • “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do to it.” — W. C. Fields
  • “It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.” — W. C. Fields
  • “Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!” — W. C. Fields
  • “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” — Warren Buffett
  • “Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.” — Will Rogers
  • “Thought is free.” — William Shakespeare
  • “A conservative is a man who sits and thinks. Mostly sits.” — Woodrow Wilson
  • “If you want to make enemies, try to change something.” — Woodrow Wilson
  • “To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the loyal opposition.” — Woody Allen
  • “Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.” — Yogi Berra
  • “There are no traffic jams on the extra mile.” — Zig Ziglar
  • I would rather tell you one truth you don’t like than to tell you a hundred lies you do like.

By Vegard Skjefstad

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