Spring has really started to beak through winter, at least in the Northern hemisphere. Let’s celebrate with some of new funny one-liners.

  • “To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.” - William Makepeace Thackeray
  • “Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.” – Tom Krause
  • “I am easily satisfied with the very best.” – Winston Churchill
  • Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
  • “The greatest barrier to success is the fear of failure.” – Sven Goran Eriksson
  • To wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.
  • “If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone.” – Maxwell Maltz
  • “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” – Arnold H. Glasgow
  • Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
  • A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows public opinion.
  • “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” – Maria Robinson
  • “If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything.” – Win Borden
  • “The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.” – Oscar Wilde
  • “The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.” – Flora Whittemore