New one-liners for February 2020.
A new month means a couple of new funny one-liners added to the collection. Here are the new additions for February:
- There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that twenty years or so won’t cure.
- “Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.” - Steven Tyler
- Everyone believes in heredity until their children act like fools.
- I’m so old that when I was in school, history was called current affairs.
- Practice makes perfeckt.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can forget about entirely.
- I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost.
- “The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.” - Pauline Phillips
- “Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.” - Victor Borge
- “Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” - Johnny Carson
- “We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time.” - Vince Lombardi
- “A year from now, you’re gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.” - Phil McGraw
- “Some things are so unexpected that no one is prepared for them.” - Leo Rosten
- You cannot take charge of the present if you are busy reliving the setbacks of the past.
- “I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.” - Lily Tomlin
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