New one-liners for November 2018.
It’s the first of November, which means it’s time for some more funny one-liners. If you like these, the entire collection might be of interest.
There are quite a few Mark Twain quotes this time because I follow the Mark Twain account on Twitter. A lot of what whoever is running the account tweets, turns out to be actual Mark Twain quotes.
- Time is the rarest commodity. Manage yours wisely.
- A computer is like a mischievous genie. It will give you exactly what you ask for, but not always what you want.
- “Just gonna have a quick nap because I heard you can sleep your way to the top.” - Aisling Bea
- Don’t have anything nice to say? Try obscene gestures.
- “To the guy who stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy now.” - Eddy Elfenbein
- Time flies when you throw away calendars.
- “Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.” - Mark Twain
- “The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” - Mark Twain
- “I can live for two months on a good compliment.” - Mark Twain
- “Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” - Mark Twain
- “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” - Mark Twain
- “We have the best government that money can buy.” - Mark Twain
- “What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.” - Mark Twain
- “I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.” - Mark Twain
- “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” - Mark Twain
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