New one-liners for November 2020.
It’s the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection.
- “I’ve always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.” – Billy Connolly
- “To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.” – Doug Larson
- “We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.” – George Bernard Shaw
- “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.” – Cullen Hightower
- “Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
- “Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin
- “It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!” – Steven Weinberg
- “Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.” – Laurence J. Peter
- “Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.” – Sydney J. Harris
- “It’s always darkest before the dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.” – Navjot Singh Sidhu
- “Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.” – Will Rogers
- “A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.” – George Bernard Shaw
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