Hands off, Justin!

I guess all of you thought that this entry would be devoted to Janet Jackson’s heavily pierced right breast, but enough people have done that already, so I’m just going to give you this interesting excerpt from a story over at CNN:

FCC to investigate Super Bowl breast-baring

NEW YORK (CNN) - The head of the Federal Communications Commission on Monday called the baring of Janet Jackson’s breast during the Super Bowl halftime show “deplorable” and said his agency will investigate.

“Like millions of Americans, my family and I gathered around the television for a celebration,” FCC Chairman Michael Powell said in a statement. “Instead, that celebration was tainted by a classless, crass and deplorable stunt. Our nation’s children, parents and citizens deserve better.”

All right. Will someone please remind these people that the majority of the world’s population have actually sucked on a naked breast as infants, that breasts are not dangerous, that they will not turn your kids into serial killers - they do turn some people into stiff, drooling zombies, but when was the last time you met a stiff, drooling zombie serial killer - that they should never, ever visit Brazil in February, and that Justin Timberlake is sexually frustrated young man.

Dumbfucks.

I guess most of this entry was devoted to Janet Jackson’s breast after all. And now for something completely different:

Yes, I did go to my second interview today. Actually, it wasn’t much of an interview, we just talked about the tests I had last Monday. The personality test was so dead on it was a little scary and I scored surprisingly well on the IQ test. The next big challenge now will be to find their head office where my last interview will take place on Wednesday.

I should also mention that the site passed the two hundred thousand page-views mark some time last night. Yay for that!

If you’re tired of Janet’s breast by now, you can stare at this new picture from Cali es Cali instead. It sure has been a while now and it was about time to post a new one for you.

Maria Alejandra from Cali is Cali

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