January One-liners.

A new  year is upon us and the one-liners just keep coming.

  • “I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.” — Stephen Fry
  • “Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.” — Steve Jobs
  • “Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.” — Steve Jobs
  • “Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.” — Steven Wright
  • “All warfare is based on deception.” — Sun Tzu
  • “Opportunities multiply as they are seized.” — Sun Tzu
  • “Knowing what’s right doesn’t mean much unless you do what’s right.” — Theodore Roosevelt
  • “The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.” — Theodore Roosevelt
  • “When you’re at the end of your rope, tie a know and hold on.” — Theodore Roosevelt
  • “Hell, there are no rules here – we’re trying to accomplish something.” — Thomas Alva Edison
  • “I never did a day’s work in my life. It was all fun.” — Thomas Alva Edison

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