July One-Liners.

Here are July’s additions to the one-liners collection:

  • “A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.” — George Bernard Shaw
  • “Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll need them on your way down.” — Wilson Mizner
  • “Beyond each corner new directions lie in wait.” — Stanislaw Lec
  • “Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.” — H. L. Mencken
  • “Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.” — Doug Larson
  • Good judgment comes from experience; and experience, well, that comes from bad judgment.
  • “If God had really intended men to fly, he’d make it easier to get to the airport.” — George Winters
  • “If you want a place in the sun, you’ve got to expect a few blisters.” — Dear Abby
  • “It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.” — Steven Wright
  • “It’s not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line.” — Ashleigh Brilliant
  • “It’s not the things we don’t know that get us into trouble; it’s the things we do know that ain’t so.” — Will Rogers
  • Nostalgia is the realization that things weren’t as unbearable as they seemed at the time.
  • “Take care to get what you like, or you will be forced to like what you get.” — George Bernard Shaw

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