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July One-Liners

Not that many additions to the one-liners in July:

  • I only drink to make other people more sociable.
  • You don’t learn anything the second time a mule kicks you.
  • Vidi, vici, veni. I saw, I conquered, I came.
  • “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.” – Joss Whedon
  • I’m not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.

I like the last one in particular.

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