Not that many additions to the one-liners in July:
- I only drink to make other people more sociable.
- You don’t learn anything the second time a mule kicks you.
- Vidi, vici, veni. I saw, I conquered, I came.
- “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.” – Joss Whedon
- I’m not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.
I like the last one in particular.