Not that many additions to the one-liners in July:

  • I only drink to make other people more sociable.
  • You don’t learn anything the second time a mule kicks you.
  • Vidi, vici, veni. I saw, I conquered, I came.
  • “Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.” - Joss Whedon
  • I’m not crazy, but the voices in my head might be.

I like the last one in particular.