Here are June’s additions to the one-liners collection:
- Be an optimist-at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.
- “Compromise makes a good umbrella but a poor roof; it is a temporary expedient.” - James Russel Lowell
- “I have made mistakes, but have never made the mistake of claiming I never made one.” - James G. Bennet
- “I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom.” - Anatole France
- “I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.” - Woodrow Wilson
- “Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Göthe
- “My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
- “When you’re through changing, you’re through.” - Bruce Barton
- It makes no difference whether you win or lose until you lose.
- I sink, therefore I swam.
- I wouldn’t touch the imperial measuring system with a 3.048m pole.
- Maths and alcohol don’t mix. Please don’t drink and derive.
- “Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.” - William Shakespeare
- Where there’s a will, there’s an inheritance tax.
- Plan to be early, because you’ll always end up late.
- Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
- A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure!
- A committee is a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
- Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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