New one-liners for June 2019.
- “A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.” - Groucho Marx
- “Don’t take life so serious, son, it ain’t nohow permanent.” - Walt Kelly
- “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” - Charles Schulz
- “Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.” - Terry Pratchett
- “Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery'?” - Jay Leno
- “I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” - Gilda Radner
- “I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.” - Jack Benny
- “Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.” - Will Rogers
- Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.
- “The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.” - Thomas Jefferson
- The world really isn’t any worse. It’s just that the news coverage is so much better.
- Don’t stop to stomp ants when the elephants are stampeding.
- “Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.” - Woody Allen
- He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another’s mishap.
- “He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.” - Lao Tsu
- “He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.” - Lao Tsu
- If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become your next problem.
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