So… Here I am, at another airport, waiting for another delayed flight. So far, it’s only delayed by twenty minutes, but from what I can tell, every flight to Scandinavia is either being delayed or cancelled. The most likely explanation is bad weather up north, but it could also be aliens, a Sami revolution, an American attack to free the Norwegian population from the evil oppressors (not interested in the oil) - or the Avian flu, of course.

I’ll know in a couple of hours.