Here are a few additions to the one-liners. This time we have a few funny one-liners and some inspirational quotes:
- “My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely.” - Les Dawson
- “Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.” - Spike Milligan
- “I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.” - Bob Newheart
- “I saw that show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I would have thought the obvious one was “Shout For Help”. " - Jimmy Carr
- “I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.” - Ken Dodd
- “The English country gentleman galloping after a fox is the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.” - Oscar Wilde
- “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” - Mark Twain
- “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” - Ambrose Bierce
- “Trying is the first step towards failure.” - Homer Simpson
- “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’.” - Audrey Hepburn
- “I think it’s better to feel good than to look good.” - Tom Hanks
- “I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it.” - Nelson Mandela
- “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” - C.S. Lewis
- “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” - Oscar Wilde
- “Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.” - Carl Gustav Jung
- “Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise.” - Victor Hugo
- “The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.” - Alice Walker
- “Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” - Charles Monroe Schultz
This post has no feedback yet.
Do you have any thoughts you want to share? A question, maybe? Or is something in this post just plainly wrong? Then please send an e-mail to
vegard at vegard dot net with your input. You can also use any of the other points of contact listed on the About page.
It looks like you're using Google's Chrome browser, which records everything you do on the internet. Personally identifiable and sensitive information about you is then sold to the highest bidder, making you a part of surveillance capitalism.
The Contra Chrome comic explains why this is bad, and why you should use another browser.