New one-liners

It’s been a while since I added new one-liners, but here are a few:

  • “Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.” - Henry Ford
  • Let’s play carpenter, first we get hammered, then I nail you.
  • I have a drinking problem – the bars close at 2 AM.
  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
  • If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably leads nowhere.
  • I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
  • Don’t look unless you’re prepared to see.
  • What has been seen cannot be unseen.

If you often venture the internet, you should pay particular attention to the last two. Be careful when you click those links…


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