It’s long overdue, but here’s a few additions to the one-liners list.
- It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you look when you play the game.
- Monday is the root of all evil.
- Does the noise in my head bother you?
- It’s better to be a well-known drunk that to be an anonymous alcoholic.
- Time flies like a bullet. Fruit flies like a banana.
- A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
- Canis meus it comedit. My dog ate it.
- “If I misbehave and nobody sees me, that’s one less lie I’ll have to tell later.” – Dave Dunseath
- Software is just like sex. One mistake and you end up giving lifetime support.
- Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
- Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
- If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished.
- To err is human, to arr is pirate.
- “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand
- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
- I used to be indecisive but I am not sure anymore.
- Honk if you like peace and quiet.
- “Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit.” – Mike Tyson
- To err is hunam.
- If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
- Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
- To be is to do – Socrates, To do is to be – Sartre, Do be do be do – Sinatra
- I’m not mentally ill, I just have a problem with reality.
- I don’t care who you are! Get those reindeers off my roof!
- I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
- I need someone really bad! Are you really bad?
- Living healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
- Whatever happens, ignore it all.
- Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.
Hmm.. Since your old RSS-feed no longer filled my RSS-reader, I just assumed that your blog was dead as a dodo. Imagine my surprise when I stumble in here and find it in a buzzing state of activity!
And, you’re back in EVE, even. How is NIX these days?
NIX is a bit of a mess at the moment. During the last alliance mining op I attended, some NIX members began to lock on to, warp scramble and web Sylph haulers because they “stole their ore”. There was a lot of bitching in local for quite some time.
I think it should be ‘Canis meus id comedit’ but then again, I dont speak Latin and my correction is entirely based on hearsay…
hey!
good stuff bringing those one-liners. I was getting tired of the old ones. keep em coming!
K
If you drink a fifth on the fourth, you can’t go forth on the fifth.
hello mr.vegard
i just loved ur one liners
ther r superb
even i do have one-
i just got the key to sucess, bt HE changed the lock
I WILL LIKE PEOPLE TO READ ABOUT ME