I’m on the move again, this time a day trip to Stockholm, Sweden. It’s a meeting that I’m pretty sure could have been held with a phone conference, but instead most of the day will now be used do traveling.
The trip through the security checkpoint gets more complicated every time. Now I have to take my laptop out of my bag, put everything liquid or remotely liquid in a tiny plastic bag, take off my jacket, belt and shoes. Do you see where this is heading? I predict that im about five years time we all have to strip naked and be prerented with The Glove.
mmmm… the rubber glove…mmm…..
And now I know how she should use the gift certificate…
Why not use this opportunity to play a practical joke on these hardworking security people? Strap on a few dozen cans of coke or something, and declare that “you have liquid, and you are not afraid to use it”! I’m sure they will display a sense of humor and bump you up to first class. (or a padded cell)
Neh, people have tried that before and the result is lost flights, fines and jail. There are no humor on airports.
Well, if they get mad, you could always tell a few ‘ya-momma-so-fat’ jokes.. That always puts people in a good mood.