Here’s a few new one-liners before I go to bed. That’s how much I love you.

  • Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
  • The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
  • Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
  • Frog blast the vent core!
  • Failure is not an option - it’s a lifestyle.
  • Most people don’t act stupid - it’s the real thing.
  • In the dark I hold your hand, because in the light you look like a man.
  • It’s better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt.
  • Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.
  • If the early bird catches the worm, what about the worm?

If you spot any dupes, please let me know.