Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.


 

 

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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.

Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

If at first you don’t succeed, we have a lot in common.

Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.

People are making end of the world jokes like there is no tomorrow.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

— Mark Twain
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