Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
I’ve sometimes thought of marrying – and then I’ve thought again.
You do not become greater by making others smaller.
The most effective way to do it, is to do it.
Don’t let someone who doesn’t know your value tell you how much you’re worth.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.
Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.