Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.
To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a design committee of bureaucrats.
The nationalist not only does not disapprove of atrocities committed by his own side, but he has a remarkable capacity for not even hearing about them.
Liberty is about our rights to question everything.
To be free is nothing, to become free is everything.
True friends stab you in the front.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I’m afraid of widths.
Compassion and tolerance are not a sign of weakness, but a sign of strength.
Don’t regret the past, just learn from it.
Trouble shared is trouble halved.
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.