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Nostalgia is a device that removes the ruts and the potholes from Memory Lane.
The only time Success comes before Work is in the dictionary.
A happily married man is one who understands every word which his wife didn’t say.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
If it’s not going according to plan, maybe there never was a plan.
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
You have succeeded in life when all you really want is only what you really need.
For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance.
You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t drink.
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.