Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.


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Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.

— Leo Buscaglia

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I’ve sometimes thought of marrying – and then I’ve thought again.

— Noel Coward

You do not become greater by making others smaller.

— Krishna Dharma

The most effective way to do it, is to do it.

— Amelia Earhart

Don’t let someone who doesn’t know your value tell you how much you’re worth.

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.

— Ted Turner

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

— Bruce Lee

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart.

— Zig Ziglar

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning.

— Meister Eckhart
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