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Celibacy is not hereditary.
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
If winning isn’t important then why keep score?
You’re not a complete idiot. There are still some parts missing!
I may have a vacuum between my ears, but at least it’s better than nothing.
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
Youth is stranger than fiction.