Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.
Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.