Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Friendly fire – isn’t.
Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.
Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
For good, return good. For evil, return justice.
For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
For a good time, call (415) 642-9483.
First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended.
Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.