Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first. Do you know a good one-liner that’s not listed here? Please send it to me.
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
A bad plan is better than no plan.
A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
43% of all statistics are worthless.
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
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