Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.
Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium – my work here is done.
Carpenter’s rule: cut to fit; beat into place.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.
Biology grows on you.
Better late than really late.
Best viewed on my computer.
Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.