Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.


 

 

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A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.

A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.

A good pun is its own reword.

A gentleman is a patient wolf.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.

A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

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