Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.
Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.
Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed.
Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.
Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?
Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
Clones are people two.