Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.


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Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.

Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed.

Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.

Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?

Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

— Pablo Picasso

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

Clones are people two.

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