Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.
A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
A man on a date wonders if he’ll get lucky. The woman already knows.
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.