Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Be naughty – save santa the trip.
Be good; if you can’t be good, have fun.
Bald guys never have a bad hair day.
Bad spellers of the world untie!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay…
Attitude determines your altitude.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.