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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.

Earth first! (We’ll strip-mine the other planets later).

Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends.

Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

Dyslexics have more fnu.

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember.

Drive defensively – buy a tank.

Don’t trust reality. After all, it’s only a collective hunch.

Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.

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