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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.
Earth first! (We’ll strip-mine the other planets later).
Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends.
Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.
Dyslexics have more fnu.
Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can’t remember.
Drive defensively – buy a tank.
Don’t trust reality. After all, it’s only a collective hunch.
Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.