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Don’t tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
Don’t steal a police car unless you’re prepared to floor it all the way to Mexico.
Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today.
Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened.
Don’t believe everything you think.
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.
Don’t be humble, you’re not that great.
Don’t argue with a fool. The spectators can’t tell the difference.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Depression is merely anger without the enthusiasm.