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Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.
Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.
Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
Elevators smell different to midgets.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
Earth is a great, big funhouse without the fun.
Earth first! (We’ll strip-mine the other planets later).
Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail your friends.
Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.