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Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed.
Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.
Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?
Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.
Clones are people two.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.