Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. Enjoy more than 2000 funny one-liners.


Powered by MailChimp.

«    194 of 201    »

Dawn is nature’s way of telling you to go to bed.

Cult: It just means not enough people to make a minority.

Crime doesn’t pay… does that mean my job is a crime?

Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow.

Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

— Pablo Picasso

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum. I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

Clones are people two.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

«    194 of 201    »

Click here to get brand new one-liners in your inbox every month!