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Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Friendly fire – isn’t.

Freedom of speech is wonderful – right up there with the freedom not to listen.

Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.

— Bob Marley

For good, return good. For evil, return justice.

For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

— H.L. Mencken

For a good time, call (415) 642-9483.

First rule of acting: whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

Fine day to work off excess energy. Steal something heavy.

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