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Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.
Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium – my work here is done.
Carpenter’s rule: cut to fit; beat into place.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.
Biology grows on you.
Better late than really late.
Best viewed on my computer.
Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.