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Chicago law prohibits eating in a place that is on fire.

Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium – my work here is done.

Carpenter’s rule: cut to fit; beat into place.

Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.

Biology grows on you.

Better late than really late.

Best viewed on my computer.

Beer – the reason I wake up every afternoon.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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