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Fill what’s empty, empty what’s full, scratch where it itches.
Failure teaches success.
F u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng.
Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?
Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world wants to have sex.
Examine what is said, not who speaks.
Everything is always okay in the end, if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.
Everyone is beautiful if you squint a bit.