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Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

Every solution breeds new problems.

Every snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.

— Stanislaw J. Lec

Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.

Every absurdity has a champion who will defend it.

Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

Elevators smell different to midgets.

Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.

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