Funny one-liners, the ultimate collection! This is the complete listing of all the funny one-liners you see on the bottom of every page. They are listed in the opposite order of when they were added. So the most recent additions are listed first.
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.
I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery’?
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
Don’t take life so serious, son, it ain’t nohow permanent.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Your mind is credulous enough to believe any narrative you feed it. Choose wisely.
One is never so dangerous as when he’s utterly convinced he is right.
Humor is the only divine quality to be found in humanity.