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Life is not a matter of holding good cards, but of playing a poor hand well.
The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast.
If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can take you to a lot more places to look for it.
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
If you are what you eat, I’m dead meat.
In life, you have two choices: get over it or die with it on your mind.
My mind is like concrete: thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
We cannot put off living until we are ready.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.