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Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

Be naughty – save santa the trip.

Be good; if you can’t be good, have fun.

Bald guys never have a bad hair day.

Bad spellers of the world untie!

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay…

Attitude determines your altitude.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it?

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