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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.

A good pun is its own reword.

A gentleman is a patient wolf.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.

A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.

A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

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