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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.
A good pun is its own reword.
A gentleman is a patient wolf.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
A drunk mans’ words are a sober mans’ thoughts.
A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.