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Celibacy is not hereditary.

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?

If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.

If winning isn’t important then why keep score?

— Vince Lombardi

You’re not a complete idiot. There are still some parts missing!

I may have a vacuum between my ears, but at least it’s better than nothing.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.

— Robert Anthony

Youth is stranger than fiction.

— Marcelene Cox
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