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Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
If we are what we eat, then I’m easy, fast, and cheap.
If winning isn’t important then why keep score?
You’re not a complete idiot. There are still some parts missing!