September One-liners

Here are September’s additions to the one-liners collection.

  • “Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.” - Mae West
  • “Don’t cry for a man who’s left you - the next one might fall for your smile.” - Mae West
  • “Don’t keep a man guessing for too long - he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.” - Mae West
  • “I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” - Mae West
  • “I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.” - Mae West
  • “If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right.” - Mae West
  • “You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.” - Margaret Thatcher
  • “I’ve been on a calendar, but never on time.” - Marilyn Monroe
  • “Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” - Mark Twain
  • “Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” - Mark Twain
  • “Name of the greatest inventor. Accident.” - Mark Twain
  • “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” - Mark Twain
  • “The time is always right to do the right thing.” - Martin Luther King
  • “We must live together as brothers or perish together as fools.” - Martin Luther King
  • “The first time someone shows you who they are, believe them.” - Maya Angelou
  • “Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo.” - Mary Pickford
  • “The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.” - Mary Pickford
  • “An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.” - Mohandas Gandhi
  • “If you can’t feed a hundred people, then just feed one.” - Mother Teresa
  • “Live simply so other may simply live.” - Mother Teresa

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