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Sweet Dreams

On Tuesday I got a new computer on work. A nice Dell laptop, opening the boxes is like Christmas when I was six years old all over again. I love opening boxes containing stuff with power buttons. The good thing about getting a computer at work is that I no longer have to use my own for work-related stuff. And there are no bad things about it, really.

The last two nights I’ve some two strange dreams.

First I dreamt that I was in a train large train station, when suddenly the fire alarm went off. Of some very strange reason, I was in charge of checking the zones where it was burning. To do this, I had to start a machine – that looked very much like a slot machine. It ejected a bunch of small pyramid shaped things with room numbers on them, and I had to check all those rooms. I know I had a lot of trouble with the pyramids, because they were so damn small. Then I walked from room to room, mostly just to confirm that, yes, it’s burning, without really doing anything about it. After a while, I enter a large hall, and in the middle of the hall, some woman is pouring water on herself. Or it turned out that it wasn’t water, but petrol. “I’m not fat”, she screamed, and set fire to herself.

I woke up. Probably a good thing. I have no idea who the woman was.

The other dream is more interesting, from a personal point of view. I dreamt about someone I know well, someone I like a lot – someone I’ve told that I like a lot, but without getting the response I wanted. Quite the opposite, really. Anyway, in this dream she tells me she’s a lesbian, and that she’s dating a girl she’s been liking a lot for a long time. This was part of a larger dream, but I really can’t remember anything else clearly. I have no idea why I dreamt this, it could be that my brain is desperate to come up with excuses to explain why she doesn’t want to date me.

Or maybe I’m just a sick fuck. I’m guessing both.

I don’t know why I’ve been dreaming so much lately, I usually don’t. It could be because I’ve turned off the heater in my room, so it’s a bit colder than usual. Dreaming is a lot of fun, in many ways, so I think I’ll keep the heater off.

Klas reminded me that it’s Friday today, and I guess that means he wanted me to post something like this:

Katherine Muñoz from Cali es Cali (www.caliescali.com)

I know what you’re thinking, there is no use in denying it…

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