Quick Sunday Update

I added a new one-liner that I received by e-mail tonight:

  • The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Yes, I see the irony of this one-liner.

On Friday night before I went to bed, I converted the whole site to UTF-8. This means I can now write stuff like 日历服务和桌面搜索, チエンジンの日本版 and Η μεγαλύτερη μηχανή αναζήτησης παγκόσμια στα ελληνικά. Even if I have no idea what it means.

I’m sorry if I accidently offended someone.


I once again made good use of my 1337 PHP and expanded the comment feature so that you can now comment on both the Gallery and Moblog entries, in addition to normal entries.

Have fun.

I also added a few new one-liners I found on a poster when I was at the party at Gunnar’s place last Saturday:

  • Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
  • A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
  • If everything seems to be going right, you obviously don’t know what the hell is going on.
  • Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
  • Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
  • The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before.
  • The chance of a piece of bread falling the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

One Line For You

Here’s a few new one-liners before I go to bed. That’s how much I love you.

  • Money should be utilized as a tool. You just gotta know which nuts to screw.
  • The only job you start at the top is digging a hole.
  • Worry is like a rocking chair; it keeps you busy, but gets you nowhere.
  • Frog blast the vent core!
  • Failure is not an option – it’s a lifestyle.
  • Most people don’t act stupid – it’s the real thing.
  • In the dark I hold your hand, because in the light you look like a man.
  • It’s better to keep your mouth shut and have people think you are a fool than to open it and remove any lingering doubt.
  • Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.
  • If the early bird catches the worm, what about the worm?

If you spot any dupes, please let me know.

One Line

Last weekend just seemed to last and last. This weekend was over before I could blink, and that sucks monkey balls. I think I need a new vacation soon, the only real vacation I’ve had since 2002 was the week I spent in Rome with Hans Olav, and that wasn’t exactly the most exiting week of my life.

Today I did something I should’ve done a long time ago, I added a bunch of one-liners people have e-mailed to me. Here are the new additions:

  • Goals are deceptive. The unaimed arrow never misses.
  • I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
  • In a world without walls and fences who needs Windows and Gates?
  • Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
  • I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
  • If you’re not having fun, then you’re not doing it right.
  • I have a strong will but a weak won’t.
  • If all the cars on the Earth were lined up bumper to bumper, some idiot would try to pass them.
  • To err is human, to forgive highly unlikely.
  • Sex on TV can’t hurt unless you fall off.
  • There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  • I’m not paranoid, they really are after me.
  • Old age is nothing to worry about, except if you’re a cheese.
  • It’s people that give drinking a bad name.

As always, you can find a complete listing of one-liners here and a random one hidden on the bottom of every page.