You Suck!

What the fuck?! No comments? So you didn’t enjoy my last entry did you? You degenerate, ungrateful sons of bitches, you! One hour! It took one hour of my precious time to write that entry! But do you appreciate it? No, not even a single bit! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

Nah, I’m just kidding. I love you.

Huh? What’s that you’re saying? You prefer it when I tell you stories about all the crazy girls I date instead of really uninteresting nerdy stuff about e-mails and domain registration and server redirects? You want me to go out and find more loco chicks to write about? Sure? Well, then - I’ll find another one. Or maybe two, I’ve never dated two girls at the same time before. Could be interesting.

So I’m off. See you on the other side!

(Extra credit to you if you’re able to find two quotes from two different cartoons in this entry. Shouldn’t be that hard if you’re a cartoon fan like me.)


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