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You Suck!

What the fuck?! No comments? So you didn’t enjoy my last entry did you? You degenerate, ungrateful sons of bitches, you! One hour! It took one hour of my precious time to write that entry! But do you appreciate it? No, not even a single bit! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

Nah, I’m just kidding. I love you.

Huh? What’s that you’re saying? You prefer it when I tell you stories about all the crazy girls I date instead of really uninteresting nerdy stuff about e-mails and domain registration and server redirects? You want me to go out and find more loco chicks to write about? Sure? Well, then – I’ll find another one. Or maybe two, I’ve never dated two girls at the same time before. Could be interesting.

So I’m off. See you on the other side!

(Extra credit to you if you’re able to find two quotes from two different cartoons in this entry. Shouldn’t be that hard if you’re a cartoon fan like me.)

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  1. Could very well be that the average reader finds nerdy stuff less interesting than the drama surrounding encounters with the opposite sex.
    I am planning some encounters myself this weekend. :-P

    K

    P.S. I have no idea which cartoons you quoted.

  2. The immortal words of Mr. Garrison from South Park : “You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!”

    I’m not sure what the other quote is.

    Sheesh, though. The reason I didn’t comment is that I didn’t see it. I’m sorry, dude, but I don’t come by here everyday. I might have once—I can’t really remember—but not these days. I’ll go and say something there now, OK?